Being Beta

Exercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer. Find out why being beta is the new alpha: betarish at googlemail dot com

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 39

What's on your mind, BetaRish?


My eclipse is complete

is washing his face in your sink

The trouble with me is just water under the bridge

is the fight you came for

Mouth, bad taste etc

is dissolved like a parliament

Look up. What do you see?

is a fool with a feel for foolish behaviour

Where’s my Maundy purse then?

Hello desk
 
Wiggle the niggles away with a giggle
 
I am mostly snot, Lemsip, coughs and jetlag
 
kay, whatabout amirite?  
*mic drop* *crane bounce*
 
is an armful
 
is touch about some previous comments he made eight years ago
 
has found treachery in his perfidy
 
Mither, muckle, mizzle do
 
is a delinquent descendent of late 80s Belgian dance music’s hybrid aesthetic
 
Where’s me red flag?
 
goes to quiet places to make his brain loud
 
is a template for data analysis
 
Vote early, vote often &c
 
has not been shuffled
 
is in debate with delectable
 
is looking up
 
until the end
 
*thinks* *feels* *stop thinking*
 
wotcha gonna promise me this time?
 
is a dream of a setting sun
 
is trying to carpe his diems
 
is all and nothing
 
Here we are, here we are in my Paisley Underground crib
 
You can only step into the river of data with a spreadsheet
 
is a blazer
 
is a vellum parchment
 
For a short week, this has been a long week
 
remains stunned that June could ever be considered flaming
 
is all the way back to then beginning again
 
is on time for being late
 
is dancing to Marquee Moon
 
is hyperlexic
 
is filling in boxes
 
asked, and is still waiting to get
 
lacks the necessary temporal conditions
 
is waiting for the great leap forward
 
is spearheading your public radio station’s membership drive
 
has forgotten what the question is but knows the answer is Yes

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