Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 31
What's on your mind?
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is dancing like something or other
Might as well give up on this
has nothing to rebel against
Maybe yes, maybe no
is trying to put a napkin on a tiger
Any bets on ‘Prince Rogers Nelson’?
Is this what you call change?
My word, my word is ‘word’
is a local hero
Dot dash dot dash dot dash
Sleeping, waking, whatevering
is a lamb in a sea of sharks
has forgotten his watch again
Having enough time is a theory, isn’t it?
[you can fill this bit in for me today]
is a croakie oakie
will be passing through Acton for the first time in eons
Munch? Or brunch?
has another nail in his heart
is inside the moral kiosk again
Hedge fund holiday
is waiting to start
Highways not byways
needs the services of a phrenologist
Work is as work does
would like to be remembered as a modal shift in communications
appears to have run out of words already
The days, they slip away
is a neo-imperialist plot impinging on your sovereignty
has forgotten his watch
Where’d the light go?
is a disused zone
is Plasticus Masticus, the world’s first 3D printed superhero
The cities are here for you to use
is waiting for his software update
Back to it
Greetings from Paris
Thursday’s child is full of rhyme
Sickbed bulletin: sleep
has recovered in time for the working week
is a new found sincerity
Ah the ol’ ‘awake before an early alarm’ gag
I remind the poets: never apologise, never explain
The travails of a flaneur
Trying to hit the high notes like Bernard Sumner