Exercises in the higher banter with One of 26. Elsewhere called 'poet of adland'. By a whipple-squeezer.
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Poetry: On the funnies in poetry
A post, based on some Complete Works II notes, over at Medium
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Listorama: Facebook status updates vol 30
What's on your mind, BetaRish?
Hello Facebook. Did I
miss anything while I’ve been offline?
Back to real life
is back at the desk
is a disproportionate impact
Is that a spring cold I see before me?
So. We meet again.
England my country, the home of the free, such miserable weather…
is the service director of the public realm
is the eternal philistine
From Glam to Cains
Oh sinuses, up yours
is a universal point of reference
Are words enough?
has exhausted the sea of possibilities
is beginning at the beginning
is playing with his hair
is a medium
has been divulged
is a phase away
Why is not lunchtime?
So yes, good to see you again November
can’t cope with the extra level of detail Facebook wants from him
wants a goluptious day
is a book of matches
Brokin’ and smokin’
It is raining in Berlin
Came fifth in a race at Tempelhof airport, then was promptly punished for such
temerity by being caught in a thunderstorm. Not bad from my first time on a
bike in 18 years
Economic imperative let’s go!
delineated his day already
is absenting himself
is a t-shaped foxhog
is betrayed by words again
To meet, perchance to dream
is ringing and spinning and spinning and ringing
is blowing whistles
Data data everywhere and not a drop to think
A twinge in time is annoying
has been to Button Moon
has the ragmatical blues
is losing against pollen
is rampantly toxic
is a unit of chic
believes it’s something in the water
hasn’t done this today
is slipping away already
needs to be told
is scrambling to the top, and falling back down
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