Commercial 12: Wanted

The Apple iGasm

Oh come on, it just can't be me that's thought of this. Even leaving aside the whole possible 'fruit of the loins' tie in, seriously: what commercial company designs curves better? And ladies, it'd be a hell of a lot easier to persuade your partner to buy a device, if he knew he could pick it up at an Apple shop.

For her: Rampant Rabbit
For him: Athletic Apple

You know it makes sense.